There was a mistake in the Mayan Flyer from last week and the end of the world is now predicted for October 28, 2011. Please readjust your agendas and your party planning.
So brace yourself for a Hell of a Clean Up in Aisle 4 Now! J
Our last good scare I guess was Y2K and also some nuts who predicted that a generation was 40 years and therefore it would be a generation after the return of Israel, therefore 1988.
We’ve had all sorts of dates, JWs and countless others kept readjusting theirs when the last one past its best before. How does one keep its credibility? I don’t know, we will have to ask P.T. Barnum.
So not wanting to be left behind in crazy predictions here is mine.
Since numbers are always popping back in history and there is some sort of consensus on numerology I OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE that the End of Days will OCCUR when the 144 billionth soul is transmutated into the last body ever to be produced:
some sort of End of Days visits Children of Men.
Hope all you asses here can recognise a sarcasm (tongue in cheek) when you see one. J
So here it is, by best count we would be at about 125 billion.
Now if it doesn’t come in my life time I can just say that the 125 billion estimate was wrong. J
Other estimates of the total number of people who have ever lived range approximately from 45 billion to 125 billion, with the more robust of these falling in the 90–110 billion range
Now PLEASE hurry up to make 19 billion babies so we can wipe this planet clean off and start afresh.
God has a Very Special 44 Magnum of His Own in the Sky waiting just for that Day.
And He Too can say: I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.
Like Dirty Harry and SANTA He knows when you’ve been bad and He knows where you’ve been good
So you better watch out, you better not pout
And ask yourself one question.
Do I feel lucky?
Well do YOU Punk? J
Go Ahead Make My Day!
REPENT
i.e. CHANGE the mind, comprising alike the faculties of perceiving and understanding and those of feeling, judging, determining
CHANGE the intellectual faculty, the understanding
CHANGE the reason in the narrower sense, as the capacity for spiritual truth, the higher powers of the soul, and the faculty of perceiving divine things, of recognising goodness and of hating evil
CHANGE the power of considering and judging soberly, calmly and impartially
CHANGE a particular mode of thinking and judging, i.e. thoughts, feelings, purposes, desires
FOR THE END OF THE WORLD,
[KOSMOS, EON,]
IS COMING!
HELL! I’LL NEED A MUCH BIGGER BOARDSIGN! J
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