Sunday, April 24, 2011

How to avoid (an early visit from) the Grim Reaper

How to avoid (an early visit from) the Grim Reaper

Psa 90:10  The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.
Psa 90:12  So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.

John Adam Belushi
Born: January 24, 1949 Chicago, Illinois, U.S.
Died :March 5, 1982 (aged 33)
5 March 1982, Hollywood, California, USA (acute cocaine and heroin intoxication)

Christopher Crosby Farley
Born: February 15, 1964 in Madison, Wisconsin, USA
Died: December 18, 1997 (age 33) in Chicago, Illinois, USA
18 December 1997, Chicago, USA (accidental opiate/cocaine intoxication and coronary atherosclerosis)

Joseph Ira Dassin
Born: November 7, 1938 in New York City, New York, USA
Died: August 21, 1980 (age 41) in Papetee, Tahiti
21 August 1980, Papetee, Tahiti (heart attack)

John Candy
Born: 31 October 1950, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Died: 4 March 1994, (age 43) Durango, Mexico
 March 4, 1994in Durango, Mexico (heart attack)

Michel Berger
Date of Birth Nov 28, 1947 in Neuilly-sur-Seine, France
Date of Death Aug 2, 1992, (age 44), in Ramatuelle, France
Aug 2, 1992, in Ramatuelle, France (heart attack playing Tennis)

Douglas Noël Adams
March 11, 1952 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England, UK
Died: May 11, 2001 (age 49) in Santa Barbara, California, USA
11 May 2001, Santa Barbara, California, USA (heart attack)

Jacques Romain Georges Brel
April 8, 1929 in Schaerbeek, Brussels, Belgium
Died: October 9, 1978 (age 49) in Bobigny, Seine-Saint-Denis, Ile-de-France, France
9 October 1978, Bobigny, Seine-Saint-Denis, Ile-de-France, France (lung cancer)

Rodman Edward Serling
December 25, 1924 in Syracuse, New York, USA
Died: June 28, 1975 (age 50) in Rochester, New York, USA
28 June 1975, Rochester, New York, USA (complications arising from a coronary bypass operation)

Solomon Burke (March 21, 1940 – October 10, 2010) (aged 70)
21 March 1940, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Date of Death
10 October 2010, Schiphol Airport, Haarlemmermeer, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Passed away while waiting to catch a flight at Schipol Airport in the Netherlands.
Died on a plane at Schiphol Airport (Amsterdam) after arriving from Los Angeles to perform on 12 October.


1. Eat all you want really stay away from drugs  :)==>FOOD = GOOD 
                                                                          ==>SPEEDBALL= BBAAADD!

2. Also easy on the ciggies wherever you live, Brel, Dassin, Serling, Adams?

3. Stay away from small islands with no ambos and airports are bad too, but definitely avoid torrid hot far away places like Durango and Papeete

4. Do not exercise! I repeat do not exercise!  :)
It is not natural and has killed many! Walk slowly if you must.
Michel Berger playing Tennis at @ 44, Douglas Adams Treadmill @ 49

and remember now that those who forget history are condemned to repeat it and watch for them airports and treadmills and tennis (it's a racket) and ciggies.

Oh yeah quick note also you might wanna stay away from the army and 
if you are a Canadian 
DO NOT LET "THEM" promote you to Corporal It is a Death Trap look at the numbers.

Oh yeah and did I forget to mention Solomon Burke's 21 kids so 


Friday, April 22, 2011

I better write this quick before I stop existing.

I better write this quick before I stop existing.
"They" are planning to take my title away soon, in 2012 I was told.
No More Mr. Narcissistic Guy, no more Mister Clean apparently I am not only sick and obscene but also soon to be obsolete as well.
What will happen to all of  my nice songs then?
Amazing Me How Sweet the Sound.
To Me be the Glory.
How Great I am ? and others of my favourites like my great torn repressive affair with myself when I look in the mirror and like Joan Jett I screamed:
I hate myself for loving you
or all of these wonderful Elvis song:
The Wonder of Me
I Love Me Tender,
I want me, I need me, and I love me,
Loving me.... I will spend my whole life to hmmm mmmmm mmmm
Loving me just loving me winter summer spring time too I'll be true to me.
When no-one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong
I give me love and consolation
I give me hope to carry on

And I'm always there to lend a hand
In everything I do
That's the wonder
The wonder of ME
And when I smile the world is brighter
I touch my hand and I'm a king
My  kiss to me is worth a fortune
My love for me is everything

I guess I'll never know the reason why
I love me as you do
That's the wonder
The wonder of ME

Here I am
The one that I love
Askin' for another day
Understand the one that I love
Loves me  in so many ways

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without me
I know I was right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without me
I can't be too late to say you were so wrong

Dem bloody doctors eh? One word and you are gone? Who do they think they are hmmm? God? Well they can't be since we all know who God is here:

Yours Truly

King Farrokh Bulsara was on to something here.

 King Farrokh Bulsara was on to something here.

It's too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Ecc 4:2  Wherefore I praised the dead which are already dead more than the living which are yet alive.
Ecc 4:3  Yea, better is he than both they, which hath not yet been, who hath not seen the evil work that is done under the sun.

Ecc 4:1  So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that are done under the sun: and behold the tears of such as were oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on the side of their oppressors there was power; but they had no comforter.
Ecc 4:2  Wherefore I praised the dead which are already dead more than the living which are yet alive.
Ecc 4:3  Yea, better is he than both they, which hath not yet been, who hath not seen the evil work that is done under the sun.
Ecc 4:4  Again, I considered all travail, and every right work, that for this a man is envied of his neighbour. This is also vanity and vexation of spirit.
Ecc 4:5  The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
Ecc 4:6  Better is an handful with quietness, than both the hands full with travail and vexation of spirit.

Ecc 6:3  If a man beget an hundred children, and live many years, so that the days of his years be many, and his soul be not filled with good, and also that he have no burial; I say, that an untimely birth is better than he.
Ecc 6:4  For he cometh in with vanity, and departeth in darkness, and his name shall be covered with darkness.

Mat 26:24  The Son of man goeth as it is written of him: but woe unto that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! it had been good for that man if he had not been born.
Mar 14:21  The Son of man indeed goeth, as it is written of him: but woe to that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! good were it for that man if he had never been born.

Some of you might know King Farrokh Bulsara under another name.
He was also very knowledgeable and wise about Scaramouche and Fandango and also Galileo.
And he had personal connections with Bismillah and Beelzebuth Himself who had a special devil put aside for him.

So You and I Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me

Anyway the wind blows...

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Rather Later than Sooner if You ask me but...

Just a little Thesaurus exercise here

Death  And Taxes Truth!
Sheol Synonyms

Die, Dying, Died, is Dead
Pass away (Pass on)
Cark it (Austr)
Kick the Bucket
Cross the Styx (Jordan)
Leave this world
Complete (Ishiguro)
Is not with us anymore
Went to Heaven (rarely Went to Hell)
Is with Jesus (again Satan is rarely mentioned)
The Angels Came (Bobby Goldsboro, Honey)
Is no more
Was taken
Breathe his last
Give up the ghost
Go the way of all flesh
Relinquish life
Rest in Peace
pushing up daisies
to buy the farm
Meet your Maker
Your Hour Has Come

The Great Sleep
The End of All Men ( Ecc 7:2)
The Great Leveller
The Great Equalizer

The house appointed for all living (Job:30:23)
Le rendez-vous de tous les hommes (Job 30:23)

Open to suggestions and additions