Top 10 road rage starters
1. Not holding steering wheel in ''correct’’ 10-to-two position 46%
2. Not applying handbrake at traffic lights 37%
3. Accelerating between speed cameras 31%
4. Exceeding urban speed limit 28%
5. Drinking and eating while driving 21%
6. Coasting with clutch down 14%
7. Using horn through frustration 12%
8. Passing through amber or red traffic lights 12%
9. Not concentrating 11%
10. Putting car’s nose out at junctions 7%
That dont make no sense at all to me!
Totally dumbfounded on this one!
It seems to sprout out of some form of self righteousness applied to others in rage as it often is.
Anyhoot my self righteousness doesn't talk the same language at all.
So Here is what I want you to do all of you dumb drivers out there.
1. Drive at the speed limit.
People driving 50 in a 70 should be hung and quartered or simply retired somewhere on an isolated island.
P.S. if you like speeding I dont mind at least you wont be in my way (I myself am trying to put my speeding days behind me) but then again do pass me as soon as you can and DO NOT TAILGATE ME or I WILL slow down just to piss you off.
2. Let me say this gently Dear drivers ...
a round about ...
is NOT A FUCKING STOP SIGN YOU ARCH MORONS!
Be aware. As a defensive driver you are supposed to look way in front of you and KNOW what is going on.
A round about is not a good moment to have your head way up your ass contemplating your own shit.
By the time you get to a round about you should know there was no one coming for 5 miles around you headless idiot.
3. If you are about to turn into a busy road and intend to drive 50 on a 70 again and you see me coming at 70 and not a bloody car behind me for blooming miles well just fucking wait asshole.
It is usually a goddamn local yokel that does this to me too who is going to turn to another side street soon and in no hurry or any concerns for others either.
I think this one is an international disease.
4. Same thing applies on a left turn when the light is red on the incoming traffic you should bloody KNOW that it is a smooth drive and turn with no stops needed or involved if you knew what you were doing when you approached the intersection.
5. Errrrrr what else? Oh yeah a short flashing right turn light
AGAIN WAKE THE FUCK UP AND MOVE THE FUCK ON
WHY THE FUCK should I have to miss my right turn and wait just because you are a fucking moron?
Most of my frustrations, and they are legions and many and often, seem to be because I am in the fucking suburbs where all the twits retire.
So basically all I want is considerate and respectful driving from all of us with a smooth regular flow. :) Otherwise use one of those self propelling chair on the sidewalk or just stay home.
It seems that most of my pet peeves have to do with the original number 9... not concentrating.
So to repeat the good old christian values love one another and leave me the fuck alone and stay clear out of my way! :)
Friday, November 19, 2010
Why do we have a notion of sense but don’t have any of it?
From my present point of view there certainly seems to be no sense to anything at all.
Expressed also in the good old Vanity of Vanities I suppose.
Things don’t make sense! Humans don’t make sense and
too many people just don’t have any sense at all.
No sense! Futile! Vain! And so much more!
No Sense as in no wisdom and no intelligence and no sensibility. World leaders being the less sensible of all as if that is what we as a society ordered, and that is what we also want:
a whole world of Germinal angry mobs all over the world
and a government of the Fools, by the Fools, for the Fools,
to the point where the word people is synonym with fools
except that unlike Gettysburg the Fools WILL perish.
Our so-called reason does not prevail, wisdom does not prevail.
Foolishness prevails, always had, and always will.
We can talk about it but we absolutely cannot act about it and as we know actions speak louder than words so our actions say we are senseless fools, all of us.
For all have come short, all have failed and blah blah blah!
Furthermore and subsequently we always have been senseless fools and the infallible mathematical extrapolation says indubitably that we will always be senseless fools.
Our very little feats of wisdom always being quickly buried and utterly destroyed to the point where it would seem in the space time continuum that they never really existed and were missed in the blink of our eye.
Needless to say, I have no faith in human nature whatsoever and moreover there is no faith to be had at all unless you are blind or utterly delusional.
We are utterly, indubitably, absolutely, irreparably, intrinsically, and profoundly, FUCKING HOPELESS.
Greed and Hatred and Lies and Fallacies and Delusions and Wars should be vanquished one day, one would think, among and along many other “evils” but obviously, at this rhythm again, mathematical truth says that the exponential projection does not look too prosperous or promising.
That is probably why we have religion, myths and utopias written to try to fit the madness in our mind and try to explain “goodness” in a world “TO COME” but as of now never coming.
Ha Olam Haba!
The term olam ha-ba (literally, "the coming world") in contrast to olam ha-zeh (liter-ally "this world") refers to the hereafter, which begins with the termination of man's earthly life.
Interesting also to notice that many myths do include the termination of man's earthly life in order to restart with a better one which I really would tend to agree as I see no way out of this nonsense.
So if the trend of modern thought were true and there is no such thing as afterlife, god, heaven or hell etc the only “sensible” outcome is and will be that we will all disappear eventually anyway either in 5 billion years which is not that long really or much sooner by self destruction which is another living proof of our madness and senseless constant behaviour. So either way sense will prevail and win anyhow.
Maybe this planet alone is much smarter than us and doesn’t need us to save it at all quite the contrary, the planet itself HAS to get rid of this terrible deadly virus it produced the so-called Homo Sapiens with no Fucking Sapience at all.
Then it can rest and prosper for the next 5 billion years and breathe easy with other creatures much more sensible than us like plants and birds and rocks and things until it’s time for her to go to the desert on a horse with no name with its sand and hills and rings and that fly with a buzz and the sky with no clouds.
The heat was hot and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound but none of our senseless noise.
PEACE ON EARTH AT LAST!!!
BUT WITH NO MEN OF GOOD WILL LEFT ON IT.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas to us all!