On a more pessimistic/realistic note, It would take one of my atoms 7000 years to reach the pillars of creation, assuming of course the stupid atom travels in the right direction not deviating from a tiniest degree of the projection angle necessary,
For we all know how far one can get off the mark on a 7000 light-years range.
Or we could travel 2.2 millions years to Andromeda with the same precise parameters as always.
On the other hand we could also just sit here on our cosmic asses for FOUR BILLION years and WAIT for Andromeda to come to us
( Or is it us going to Andromeda now? or are we covering 50/50? or 60?40)
That is assuming now our little atom hasn't been fried over and totally destructed now in the cosmic meltdown of our little solar system going 4th of July here.
Anyway atoms not being sentient,
I guess we will never fucking know now! :P
I can easily imagine someone reading this and enjoying every word almost to the end, agreeing and nodding until one gets to the F word and then jump on their self-righteous soap box and dismissing the whole thing, rewinding the tape of their mind and rewriting the whole thing as FILTH a la 1984.
Mind you someone who already believes in nihilism would be less likely to jump the gun on such petty things.
It is said after all that swearing people are more intelligent even though I would beg to differ.
Maybe for Stephen Fry and I,
but the rest of you mofos, I am not so sure! 😈
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